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Old 02-08-2010, 11:21 AM   #1
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:24 AM   #2
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:39 AM   #3
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Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
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Old 02-08-2010, 12:38 PM   #7
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Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
you're fucking weird for even saying that
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What????, so you're saying eating sperm is perfectly normal? and not gross? wtf
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Old 02-08-2010, 12:43 PM   #9
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Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
Who said you have to eat your dads sperm? You are fucking weird.
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Who said you have to eat your dads sperm? You are fucking weird.
Oh wait...nvm I read that thing wrong lmao! but in order for you to become a man you must swallow the sperm, bleh!

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Lol I eat loadsss of fruit cause I'm a veggee... :L
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Old 02-08-2010, 12:58 PM   #12
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I wanna see that 18 ft. splooge footage.. no homo
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Wow I would never drink my dads sperm ewwwie! that's just sick, and 5% of women are allergic to sperm haha that's weird. but cool find
The fact that you have to say you would never do that is strange....

It seems like a no brainer?... But I guess thats where you come in.

and lol Kaittlin, you would be the one to post this. But thanks, now I'm going to go around telling girls that I'm faster than a Peruvian Jaguar and that ill be happy to show them.
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my semen must be highly bitter according to this chart.
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